Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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