he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
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I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
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Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
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