Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
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I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
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who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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