He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
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He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
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"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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