Can Purell be used as lube?
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
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the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
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