But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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