I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
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And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
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I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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