guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
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I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
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I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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