if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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