So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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