so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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