Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
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