I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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