You surviving the open bar?
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I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I lost the right to judge tonight
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
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