did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
How drunk are you?
Completed.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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