Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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