oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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