i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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