Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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