Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
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Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
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you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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