i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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