Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
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Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
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why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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