he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
It's rum buckets o'clock
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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