on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
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My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
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You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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