it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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