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(248): View more from Michigan

I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday

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(651): View more from Minnesota

Could a canary swim?

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Last time I ever let you pet sit.

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(404): View more from Georgia

I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today

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(817): View more from Texas

MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.

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(360): View more from Washington

No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.

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(816): View more from Missouri

i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino

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(303): View more from Colorado

If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina

(401): View more from Rhode Island

I told you those kegels would come in handy one day

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(734): View more from Michigan

I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

whose shirt was i wearing?

(203): View more from Connecticut

his little sister's

(860): View more from Connecticut

what was she wearing

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a feather boa and 6 inch heels

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