Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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