belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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