this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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