there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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