You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
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