Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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