I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
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is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
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Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
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