i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
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We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
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Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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