That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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