I showed him my bush... on skype.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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