i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
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