TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
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what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
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How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
True college students do jello shots in the library
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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