Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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