So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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