its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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