Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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