Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I lost the right to judge tonight
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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