Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
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