Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
did i just pee glitter
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
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