do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
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Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
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I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
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