Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
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Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
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Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
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