Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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