ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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