Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
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I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
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There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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