Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
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Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
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I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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