What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
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St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
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It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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