Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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