She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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